Sporadic Humour

Carlton ad.

Great Carlton ad.  Typical pommie humour.

New Wonder Bra

with apologies to those who do not follow Super14 rugby...

PLAYTEX HAVE LAUNCHED A NEW WONDER BRA.
It's called a " SHARKIE".
"Full of support, but no CUP"

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Darwin Award Reject #2

This has to be an Aussie! ;)

Darwin Award Reject #5

Strip Poker

This is a great ad. ;)

Sporadic : In with the new

If you are receiving this with your morning coffee
(or anytime you happen to open this mail after 6am on Wednesday the 16th May 2007),
it means you have either :

a) signed up for the blog feed of sporadic as requested some weeks ago. In which case, thanks!

b) not treated the "confirmation: email from "confirmations@emailenfuego.net" as spam and I did not botch moving your email address from the old list server to the blog feed. In which case, bear with me.

c) unsubscribed from the old list server (& I have mistakenly reinstated your address) and are now wondering how the hell you get rid of this leech called Sporadic - if so, the best is probably to "confirm" by clicking on the link in the mail, and then using the "unsubscribe" option at the bottom of all the max-once-a-day mails that would come from Sporadic. In which case, bye.

I will be a position to add graphics to Sporadic, but will remember that some of you still lurk on less-than-broadband connections.

If you do not want a daily mail and would prefer to visit the blog sporadically, add http://digitalpilgrim.typepad.com/sporadic/ to your bookmarks and unsubscribe from the emails.

Confused?
Yeah, I thought so. Go back to sleep.

have a good one, Dave


-----Original Message----- From: Dave Gale Sent: 15 May 2007 09:20 AM Subject: Sporadic : Out with the old.

As of today, no more emails will be sent to the old list. I have migrated all the email addresses from the old list to the new 'blog feed', which means you should get at most, one email a day, with your morning coffee. No more.

If a week goes by and you get nothing, it probably means I botched the process and your email address has been entered in eFile13 or eNatis - in that case, drop me a mail.

rgds, Dave

quotes

Taglines from the .sig of a journo who mailed me yesterday:

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)

Cape Coloured in Court

with apologies to the non-South Africans on the list. Dave

-----Original Message----- From: Sharon

The magistrate was scolding the accused: "This is the seventh time in three years that you are appearing in front of me! What do you have to say for yourself?"

Accused: " Nee donner, your honour, tjy kan mos nie vir my blame as tjy nie a promotion kan kry nie! " ____________________________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________

(roughly translated : "Hell your honour, you can't blame me if you can't get a promotion")

IT's a Dog's life

-----Original Message----- From: Ryan

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One for the women

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.

"Mom", he asked, "Are these my brains?"

"Not yet ," she replied.