Sounds very much the 10 year old in my house! Dave
A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"
A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said," All I want out of life is four little animals."
The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be sugar?"
The little girl said, " A mink on my back, a jaguar in my garage, a tiger in my bed and of course, I'll need a jackass to pay for all of it."
The teacher fainted.
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