'scuse the caps... came that way.
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DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON'T PET THE SWEATY THINGS.
ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.
THE MAIN REASON SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE.
WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?
IF A DEAF PERSON SWEARS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?
IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?
IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?
ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.
WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM?
CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?
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