-----Original Message----- From: Jonathan Gale
A beauty
> >We have a huge council house in our street:
> >The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce > >dogs. Her car isn't taxed or insured, and doesn't even have a number > >plate, but the police still do nothing. > > > >Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners with racist > >comments. A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his son and > >his son's girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet. > > > >All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone > >once thought was gay. > > > >Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always seen out in > >nightclubs. > > > >The family's odd antics are always in the papers. They are out of > >control... > > > >Honestly - who'd live near Windsor Castle?
Comments