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Over the past couple of years this fellow had the privilege to help interview for positions that have opened in his department. He has also been doing some freelance editing for various clients over the Internet. During this time, he kept track of the most unfortunate and the funniest typos from résumés and personal stories that I has seen .......
• “I have a graduate degree in unclear physics.”
• “In my previous position, I saved the company $29,000 a year by removing ornamental pants from the reception area and the cafeteria.”
• “My previous job was serving as a deceptionist in a doctor's office.”
• “My architectural experience includes designing golf curses.”
• “I worked for 6 years as an uninformed security guard.”
• “My volunteer experience includes delivering hot males to senior citizens.”
• “I desire to work for a company that projects Judo-Christian values.”
• “My last role was a plumbing and hating specialists.”
• “The academic scholarship I earned came with a plague.”
• “Most of my experience to this point has been as a blue-color worker.”
• “As part of the city maintenance crew, I repaired bad roads and defective brides.”
• “After graduating from college, I worked in a clothing store for seven moths."
• “My career goal is to shave my talents with a growing company.”
• “My hobbies include raising long-eared rabbis as pets.”
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