Three women in leather

Three women (one engaged, one married, and one a mistress) are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men.

That night all three will wear a leather bodice (S&M-style), stilettos and mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet again.

The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4" stilettos and mask. He said, "You are the woman of my life, I love you!" Then we made love all night long.'

The second woman, the mistress, stated: 'Oh, yes! The other night we met in his office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night!'

Finally, the married woman says: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, fell in his mangy laz-e-boy, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, "Hey Batman, what's for dinner?"'