At a Senior
Citizen's luncheon, an elderly
gentleman and an
elderly lady struck up a
conversation and
discovered that they both loved to fish.
Since both of them
were widowed, they decided
to go fishing
together the next day.
The gentleman
picked the lady up, and they headed
to the river to his
fishing boat and started out on
their
adventure.
They were riding
down the river when there was a
fork in the river,
and the gentleman asked the lady...
'Do you want
to go up or down?'
All of a sudden the
lady stripped off her shirt and
pants and made mad passionate love to the man
right there in the
boat ! When they finished, the man
couldn't believe what had just happened, but he had just
experienced the best sex that he'd had in years.
They fished for a while
and continued on down
the river, when soon they came upon another
fork in the river.
He again asked the lady...Up or down ?'
There she went again, stripped off her clothes,
and made wild passionate love to him again.
This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so
he asked her to go fishing again the next day !
She said yes and there they were the next day,
riding in the boat when they came upon the fork
in river, and the elderly gentleman asked...
'Up or down ?'
The woman replied... Down.'
A little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman
guided the boat down the river when he came
upon another fork in the river and he asked the lady,
Up or down ?'
She replied...Up.'
This really confused the gentleman so he asked...
'What's the deal? Yesterday, every time I asked
you if you wanted to go up or down you made mad
passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!'
She replied...Well, yesterday I wasn't wearing
my hearing aid and I thought the choices
were f*** or drown.'
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