> > Three elderly men are at the doctor's office for a memory test. The
> doctor asks the first man, "What is three times three?" "274," is
> his reply. >
> The doctor rolls his eyes and looks up at the ceiling, and says to
> the second man, "It's your turn. What is three times three?" >
> "Tuesday," replies the second man. The doctor shakes his head sadly,
> then asks the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's three times three?" >
> "Nine," says the third man. "That's great!" says the doctor. "How
> did you get that?" "Simple," he says, "just subtract 274 from
> Tuesday."
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