(With thanks to Shane who may just be sleeping on the couch tonight...)
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl: “Will you marry me?”
The girl said: “NO!”
......and the guy lived happily ever after
and rode motorcycles
and went fishing and hunting
and played golf a lot
and drank beer and scotch
and had tons of money in the bank
and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
The End
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