With apologies to those who've never lived and worked in Cape Town for
whom this may be a bit obscure.
For all those proudly coloured mense who can relate!
If you take offence. Then you not coloured.. Tsek. You know you coloured when... If you used to stand outside Rascass in your convertible BMW while its
4 degrees outside, just so the kinnis coming out can see you, then you
might be coloured.
If 19 inch to you means the rims on your car, you might be coloured.
If your car can't go over speed bumps or you can't visit some of your
friends because you can't get up their drive-way, you might be coloured.
If you have gold teeth, you may be coloured.
If you used to wake up early on a Saturday morning to paint your
purcells white before going to Vibe, you may be coloured.
If you meet a foreigner, and the first thing you wanna do is teach him
to say "jou ma se..." you might be a coloured.
If you have ever gone to bed with a swirl kous on your head...you
might be a coloured.
If you've ever had a polony gatsby cut in four and a litre fruilaatie
then you might be coloured.
If you use the word "woelag ","awe", "Duidelik" and "HO$H"... you
might be a coloured.
If your parents call your friends by their nicknames like Kos , Brood,
Sloffies, Goppie and The Moor... you might be a coloured.
If your hair isn't straight and u still can make spikes....you might
be a coloured.
If u can eat a gatsby without messing on your purcells... u might be a
coloured.
If you organise a trip to the beach and you take a whole pot of
breyani and half the contents of your house with... you might be a
coloured.
If u walked to Arena from the taxi rank in Cape Town in a bomber
jacket and don't take it off till you got home with sweat marks under
your arms and back... u might be a coloured.
If you ever practiced dancing in the mirror before going to a jol....
you might be a coloured.
If your car sounds like it's speeding down the road, but it's only
pulling out of the driveway, then you might be coloured.
If you go into Edgars Red Square and spray you before meeting that
kind by the movies... you might be a coloured.
If your mother threatened u with a hout lepel before.... you might be
coloured.
If you eat warm breyani and cold chicken at a wedding with that
bakkies of ice-cream for dessert... then u might be at a coloured
wedding.
If your mommy take cold chicken and koesiesters and a flask coffee/tea
and cream crackers with cheese to the beach , then you coloured!
If you smaak boentjie kerrie more then your girlfriend...then you
might be a coloured.
If you still got a Pepe dungaree in your cupboard... you might be a
colored.
And if you laughed while reading this...
YOU ARE DEFINITELY COLOURED......!!!
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