Wal-Mart Wine

we can thank Brent for this corker... 

Wal-Mart announced that, sometime in 2010, it will begin offering customers a new discount item, Wal-Mart's own brand of wine.[Mark Borchert] The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2 - $5 range.
  
 Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for inexpensive wine," said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at the University of Arkansas .
  
"But the right name is important."
  
Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Walmart wine brand.
  
The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc
 
9. White Trashfindel

8. Big Red Gulp

7. World Championship Riesling

6. NASCARbernet

5. Chef Boyardeaux

4. Peanut Noir

3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar

2. Grape Expectations

1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).
  
P.S. Don't bother writing back that this is a hoax. I know possum is not a white meat.