You spend the first two years of their life
teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend
the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.
Grandchildren are God's reward
for not killing your own children.
Mothers of teens now know why
some animals eat their young.
Children seldom misquote you.
In fact, they usually repeat word for word
what you shouldn't have said
The main purpose of holding children's parties
is to remind yourself that there are children
more awful than your own
We childproofed our homes,
but they are still getting in.
Be nice to your kids.
They will choose your
nursing home one day
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About Sporadic Humour
- Sporadic started as a regular Monday morning dose of humour for work colleagues back in the mid 90's - something to assist the caffeine-hit of that first cup of coffee in lifting the dark cloud that the day after the weekend before tends to induce. Coming up with a regular weekly good quality laugh was tedious and it soon changed to "Sporadic Humour", and moved onto an email distribution list. When I started the "hitting the wire" blog, I realised a blog, with an email feed option would be a better bet. This is it.
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February 18, 2010
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